P O’ed Psycho Broad: “Take My Ring & I’ll Take Your Manhood!”

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Oh, boy!

This is a good one.


Warning for Men: If your stomach turns or you experience extreme pain from mental images of gazebos (testicles, nuts, balls, family jewels)  being squished like rotten tomatoes, read no further!

Singing Soprano

This man and woman down in the F-L-A had decided to get a divorce, which in and of itself is not a pleasant experience.

Trust me one this one.

The guy thought it would be a good idea if he hid a ring he had given his wife.

 So he did.

The soon-to-be ex-wife took exception to his actions.

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The Lipstick On the Neck & the Blonde in the Men’s Dressing Room Prank! (Video)

Death.

Narrowly.

Avoided.

Hit this link to see a short video of one of the funniest pranks you’ve ever seen!

Shaggin’ in the Tool Shed at Home Depot!

Sex sells.

On TV. In movies. In music.

On Dumbass News.


But for sex, like anything in in life, there is a time and a place for everything.

For example, your local Home Depot (More Saving. More Doing.) is a great place to buy a drill. It is, however, a piss poor place to get drilled.

Let me splain.

Tool Shed

Emily and Shaun are like millions of young couples across The Fruited Plain. They are young, of course. They are in love. And they are horny.

They are also stoopid.

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Hello, IRS? I’d Like My $94 Million Tax Refund Please!

There are several Indisputable Truths of Life. 

For example:

  • You don’t tug on Superman’s cape.
  • You don’t piss into the wind.
  • You don’t pull the mask of that old Lone Ranger.
  • And you don’t mess around with Jim. (Just ask Bad Leroy Brown)
  • Don’t fuck with the IRS.

When it comes to the IRS, I’d rather perform a root canal on myself with a ball peen hammer and a rusty railroad spike than to deal with those bastards.

I heard a preacher once say that one of his parishoners had a problem with the Internal Revenue Service and he refused to pay them what thy said he owed. The Guy told the preacher, “They can’t get blood from a turnip.” The preacher replied, “But they can certainly come get the turnip.”

Taking into account the preacher’s admonishment that “they can come get the turnip”, and the fact that the IRS can be “aggressive” when pursuing tax scofflaws, I see absolutely no reason to piss off the revenuers.


It appears, however, that a  couple of people in Georgia evidently didn’t get the Don’t Jack With the IRS memo. Or heard about the blood from a turnip story.

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What’s In a Name? Dumbass Wedding Announcements!

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Marriage…..

For better or worse.

In sickness and in health.

My name sucks, so does yours.

But together they are poetry.

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He’ll Need That On the Honeymoon

Commies Try to Ban Bacon at Minor League Baseball Park!

The World Series starts Tuesday in Kansas City.

The KC Royals will be playing in the Fall Classic for the first time in 29 years.

Their National League opponents the San Francisco Giants will be going for their third World Series title in five years.

Since Baseball is America’s Pastime, I thought today would be a great day to expose some Non-American Commie Pussies Who Hate Baseball, God, America and Bacon for what they are (or should be) – Target Practice!

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Now I am PISSED OFF! 

They are messing the Holiest of Foods Not Approved By the Council of Kosheridity.

I am speaking of course of bacon! 

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Dumbass Election Watch: Stoopid Campaign Signs!

With the crucial 2014 mid term elections just a few weeks away, I thought that it would be a good idea to check out some campaign signs for candidates from around the country.

I was expecting plenty of Extreme Campaign Sign Dumbassery, and I was not disappointed.

Make certain to exercise your right to vote for the Most Qualified Dumbass in your area!

Vote out the Commies and elect some real Dumbasses!

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This Guy Will Not Get the Negro Vote.