Dummy Awards Review: The Winners So Far

2013. That has a nice ring to it. Happy New Year to the Dumbass Horde!

As you know, over the last few days we have been passing out Dummy Awards in a plethora of categories to the most deserving Dumbasses of 2012. Before we get to The Big One, the 3rd Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial “You Big Dummy” Dumbass of the Year Award, let’s take a quick look back at the “winners” thus far.

What an outstanding group of Dumbasses! And to think, these maroons are winners in the preliminary categories! The excitement is overwhelming!

Don’t vapor lock on me yet. We’ll announce the Finalists and the Big Winner of the 3rd Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial “You Big Dummy” Dumbass of the Year Award  tomorrow! Vapor locking today would preclude you from experiencing this magnanimous occasion Wednesday. Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Dumbass.

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