Real Dumbass Makes Fake Money, Returns Printer to WalMart…w/Fake Money Still In It!

Knockoff merchandise is big bidness.

What is “knockoff merchandise”? I guess I should splain. Sometimes I forget that Dumbasses in 156 countries around the world read this shit most edifying of content. So, for all Dumbass News readers in locations whose first language is not English, like Dearborn, Meechigan, (Aloha Snack Bar!) or London, “knockoff merchandise” simply means “cheap fake stuff that looks like the real, more expensive original merchandise”. For example, some unscrupulous asshat might be selling a hand bag that resembles the very expensive “Coach” brand bag, but it is inferior in quality and workmanship to the original. Knockoff merchandise also carries a name extremely similar to the real thing. In this case the fake stuff may be labeled “Couch” instead “Coach”.

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