Dumbass Kiwi Blows 3 Times Legal DUI Limit, Pees on Breathalyzer

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At last count, Dumbass News was being read by idiots nice folks in 157 countries around the globe. A few hundred of our fellow Dumbasses reside in New Zealand. I don’t remember if we have ever had a story about a Kiwi Dumbass before or not.

So now, New Zealand, it’s your turn in the spotlight because our Dumbass today is one of your own!

You can thank me for shining the disinfectant of sunlight upon the dregs of your civil society later.

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2 responses to “Dumbass Kiwi Blows 3 Times Legal DUI Limit, Pees on Breathalyzer

  1. I’ll never understand people.
    Then again, I’m not sure I want to!

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  2. If we understood people….I don’t even want to think about. It gives me a migraine.

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