We’ve seen this before on Dumbass News.
Dumbasses getting tattoos on their person in return for some product or service. One Dumbass got a radio station logo tattoo on his forehead because of a station promotion that would give the tattoo-ee $100,000 for doing so. One teensy weensy problem though. The promotion was a joke conceived by one of the radio stations DJs!
Another Dumbass got a Netflix tattoo on his leg and the media streaming giant was so impressed that they gave the guy a free year of their service.
Yet another Dumbass got a tattoo that helped put him in prison! The tat in question was of a murder scene with which the Dumbass had been associated. Talk about irrefutable evidence!
Now comes the story of a guy in Alaska who went the Extra Mile in Tattoo Dumbassery.
Allow me to elucidate.