In keeping with the nonexistent incredibly high standards I have set for the content on Dumbass News, today I again present to you a story about the sub-human boils on the ass of society that is both uplifting and inspiring. Of course by “uplifting and inspiring” I mean utterly disgusting and revolting. And, as you know, there is no place on the internet that does disgusting and revolting quite like Dumbass News.
Yep, potty humor is our gig here. A royal flush as it were.
As a matter of fact, we have covered some of the finest Dumbass Toilet Tales in the Known History of Dumbass Toilet Tales (DTTs).