One of my Doctors put me on some new medicine that makes me really sleepy and feeling very drunk.
What this means is that I am having an extremely difficult time thinking clearly. Of course, since I am a Dumbass this is nothing new. Nonetheless, it’s gonna take me a day or two (or three) to get back to being a Fully Functional Fearless Leader.
So, here ya go…..
Best of Dumbass News
Note to New Dumbasses: There’s not much we won’t cover here at Dumbass News. Dumbasses of any shape, size, color, nationality, sexual persuasion or gender will be vilified to the High Heavens, provided of course that vilification is necessary to the plot.
The only off limits topics will be the Dumbassification of my Mother, the Pope and My Favorite Protestant, the Reverend Billy Graham.
Your mother? Fair game. The Dolly Llama? In the Dumbass Cross Hairs. The “Reverends” Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton? Screw ’em.
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way…
Today’s story has a familiar ring to it – Dumbasses and fire.