Rob a Bank & Don’t Have a Getaway Car? Call Mom for a Ride!

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Other than Jesus, mothers are God’s greatest gift to humanity. No questions asked.


I am closing in on sixty years old and I am still my Mom’s Bouncin’ Baby Boy. At least her eyes I am. I don’t think there’s anything Mom wouldn’t do for me if I asked her to. At my age there’s not a helluva lot I ask my Mom for, but there are times when she can tell that I need “something” – moral support, an ear to bend, stuff like that. And she’s right, I do, at times, need her wisdom when life throws me a curveball. Moms are good like that.


I said earlier that there’s very little that Mom wouldn’t do for me. I can only think of three things off the top of my head that my Mom would disown me over. Those things are:

  • Leaving the Catholic Church.
  • Marrying a Commie woman.
  • Calling her for bail money.

I have good news for Mom – I am still Catholic. I am not married to Commie woman. I don’t need bail money.

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