It takes a Special Breed of Dumbass to rob a bank.
One Dumbass held up a bank, fled the premises and then, realizing the meager amount of money he had stolen, went back into the bank to get more!
Another Shit-For-Brains knocked over a bank, got the cash and quickly exited the place and promptly hopped into his getaway bus! A City bus.
Ramping up the Dumbassery to astronomical heights was a chick named Jasmyne. After one of her bank heists, she went home and promptly implicated herself on Facebook!
While today’s story involves a bank robbery, there’s a twist to it that would make Chubby Checker contort himself up like a pretzel.