Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Dumbasses!

What is a Redneck?

A Redneck is a hard-working harder livin’, God-fearing, take no shit and will kill  a sonuvabitch that presents a clear and present danger to him or his family kind of a man. A Redneck is a man who will help his neighbor because it’s the right thing to do, not because some dickweed from the Gubmint forced him to do so.  Rednecks love music and often have a little band that plays places like the VFW on weekends. He loves Lynyrd Skynyrd, Hank Williams, Jr, Willie and Waylon and George Jones.

Regardless of what some guy whose closest encounter with the South is bucket of chicken from the Colonel, not all Rednecks are stoopid. Or Dumbasses. The great majority of us are pretty good people. That’s the short version of what a Redneck is.

I am a Redneck. I am proud to be a Redneck and anybody that doesn’t like Rednecks can kiss my Redneck ass. Now we can get to today’s story.

Provided of course that you didn’t kiss my ass and split the scene.  🙂

Read the rest…..

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