I Love You So Much I’ll Bury a Butcher Knife In Your Back!

I have a story today that is aimed squarely at you poor married schmucks.

Pay close attention, you’ll be quizzed on this later.

Gentlemen, when you ask a lovely person of the female persuasion to be your bride, you are asking her to be your partner until death you do part. She is is to be treated with the dignity and respect due a woman who will one day bear your children. She is to be cherished for being the invaluable treasure she is.

In short, don’t piss her off!

Read the rest…..

 

 

 

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