Lady Needs I D to Order Beer; Presents Stolen I D; To Waitress She Stole It From!

Best of Dumbass News

Our story today involves I D theft.

Brianna

This is a first for Dumbass News.

In the past I have written about this stoopid bitch that was cashing Social Security checks – that were written to her DEAD boyfriend! There was also the time that we discovered that credit card theft is a gateway to becoming a smoker.

While cashing gubmint checks made out to your dead boyfriend and credit card theft are fine felonies indeed, they don’t compare to the Dumbassery we will learn about today.

Read the rest…..

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2 responses to “Lady Needs I D to Order Beer; Presents Stolen I D; To Waitress She Stole It From!

  1. Must have learned it in public school: girl steals purse from younger student in bathroom then goes to class and makes big show of displaying her “new” purse, putting on her “new” lip gloss and putting on her “new” glasses – all in front of the teacher who turns out to be the mother of the purse snatching victim and recognizes it all. True story.
    (and no, the school did nothing)

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