OK fellow Dumbasses, it’s time for another “Dumbass With Marijuana” story. But this story has a Dumbass twist to it. Let me splain.
This particular story takes place in Cal-ee-forn-ya. (Surprise!) San Jose to be exact.
At least one Dumbass was driving a truck near a mall in San Jose when the truck overturned. Three guesses as to what was in the vehicle at the time of the accident and the first two don’t count.
My first guess was furniture and stuff because they were moving from one house to another. Wrong. secondly, I was thinking that the truck driver was making a delivery of food to the poor people of San Jose, but that was incorrect as well.
Then, like a bolt of lightning out of nowhere, it struck me! I bet the Dumbass had a truckload of pot. Imagine my surprise that pot was the right answer! I wasn’t really surprised because after all we’re talking about Cal-ee-forn-ya here.