Callers Complain About Noise in San Fran Marathon; Re-Directed to Phone Sex Line!

I am, in general, a Fairly Early Riser.

Even when I “sleep in”, I am usually out of bed between 6:00 AM and 6:30 AM. Considering, however, that I don’t go to sleep most nights until 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning, 6:00 or 6:30 is plenty early for me.

Having said that, I get madder than hell when somebody does something that wakes me up before the appointed time. I’m sure that many of you are the same way. Don’t fuck with me until I have both feet on the floor and am headed out my bedroom door.

End. Of. Story.

When I got up this morning (Wednesday), I went outside to have a smoke. As I was putting a nail in my coffin, the school bus that picks up a load of kids about 6:45 AM on school days goes driving by – with music playing over an external loud speaker! 

While this did not wake me up, I was thinking to myself  “What a rude motherfucker!”. (I often think in italicised Bold Georgia font) There are plenty of other people in our apartment complex who do not crawl out of bed as early as I do and might have been awakened by this bullshit.

This incident pales in comparison to what happened this past weekend in San Francisco.

Plus porn.

Let me splain.

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