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There two kinds of Dumbasses.
Just your Garden Variety Dumbass, and a Dumbass With Too Much Time on His Hands.
The subject of our story today falls into the “Dumbass With Too Much Time on His Hands” category. His name is Colin Furze. What Colin does that makes him a Dumbass With Too Much Time on His Hands is that he builds hot rod mobility scooters! And we thought the Hot Rod Riding Lawnmower Guy was a Dumbass.
By trade, Colin Furze is a plumber (insert jokes about turds, toilets and flushing here), a seemingly ordinary Dumbass. But at night after work, by the light of the full moon, Furze transforms into a Dumbass with Too Much Time on His Hands – kind of a Dumbass Jekyll and Hyde. (OK, I made up the part about the full moon) Furze takes an ordinary Hover Round like Grandma and the two little old ladies at the Grand Canyon in the TV commercial use to get around, and turns them into hot rods! This guy has gone over 60 miles per hour on one of these things and has lived to tell about it. He wants to up the ante to the big seven-O, 70 mph in the near future.
There’s nothing like a Dumbass with a death wish.