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It is said that the Lord works in mysterious ways.
Now, I think it means that The Big Guy acts in ways that His children don’t expect. Even non-believers get the gist of this saying.
The Dumbass in our story today takes that old adage to an entirely other level. A level that either gives the Lord a good laugh or He starts making reservations in warmer climes for our Dumbass. Actually, I don’t think God would condemn the poor knucklehead to the Eternal Lake of Fire Where There’s a Lot of Gnashing of Teeth and Other Bad Stuff Forever and Ever for being an idiot, but He may have created a new category of sin in honor of The Guy in This Story.
Let us pray.