Criminals, by Nature, (and definition) are Dumbasses.
But some crooks are more stoopid than others.
- Robbing a Police Station is never a good idea. Robbing a Police Station in Texas takes stoopididity to an entirely different level.
- It is my Considered Fearless Leader Opinion that using a fake gun to commit a crime against another person is not, shall we say, very bright. No, we shall say it is fucking ignant. This is especially true when the intended victim is armed with a real gun with very real bullets.
- I also believe that if you decide to break the law, the element of surprise should be at the forefront of your plan.
Which brings us to today’s Dumbass Criminal Mastermind….