Christmas is two weeks from today.
We are already Full Tilt Boogie into the Christmas Spirit here at The Dumbass Dome.
Especially Bailey the Six Year Old.
Her Christmas Wish List is really very simple. All I’d need is to do is DVR Nickelodeon for twenty-four hours and make a list of every toy in every commercial that ran in those 24 hours and buy each one for Bailey.
This would make Bailey the Six Year Old a Very Happy Little Girl.
It would also make Daddy the Fearless Leader a Very Broke Man – and a VIP Customer at every Pay Day Loan Rip Off Joint in New England.