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To be more precise, it’s Friday the 13th!
I know many of you Dumbasses personally so it doesn’t surprise me that several of you suffer from “paraskevidekatriaphobia”.
That’s a medical term that means “I am a Dumbass Who Believes in Illogical Stoopidstitions That Have No Foundation in Science or Reality, But I am a Dumbass So Science and Reality Mean Absolutely Nothing to Me”.
I also know that a few of you that are afraid of work!
And clowns. BTW, the fear of clowns is (“coulrophobia”.)