Christmas Shopping While Pooping! With Wal Mart Riot Video!

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Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la la la la la.

Tis also the season to be a Dumbass.

Let me splain.

Christmas Mayhem

When I say “mayhem”, I am of course mean “rioting”.

Have you seen some of the shit that happens when a mob of bargain-starved idiots converge upon a single place with each member of the savage throng clamoring for one of what is a limited number of the latest Sale of a Lifetime (!) item? The pushing, the shoving, the cussing, the crush of humanity….and that’s just the Little Old Ladies!

Don’t believe me? Here’s a video from the just-passed Black Friday where a large number of shoppers go on a rampage share a common desire for a TV of which there is an inadequate supply.

Read the rest….

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4 responses to “Christmas Shopping While Pooping! With Wal Mart Riot Video!

  1. Holiday traditions are so meaningful now. (we never put a moon on ours – dad said that was low class.)

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  2. We were Upscale Rednecks. We even had a lock on our door. No moon though.

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