Life is hectic. Even more so at this time of year, what with all the Christmas/Hanukkah festivities going on in schools, churches, synagogues and communities all across the Fruited Plain.
When some precious free time avails itself to us, it’s nice to sit back and take it easy for a few hours by taking in a movie or some other leisurely activity.
Or you could throw a frozen pizza in oven and watch a bunch of Has-Beens and Never-Weres on some stoopid shit Holiday Special on TV.
That’s exactly what Richard and Debra Watson of Orange City, Florida were doing when things got out of hand. And by “out of hand” I naturally mean “attempted murder”.