Best of Dumbass News
There seems to be some recurring themes littering showing up on the pages of Dumbass News. I’m not sure why that is, but the fact that these topics routinely appear here indisputable.
Examples of Recurring Themes:
- Hookers – The Cop & the Hookers, Lousy Benefits at McD’s Force Chick to Be a Hooker
- Pot – Lawyer Drops Joint on Floor During Court Session, Dumbass Wins Lottery, Buys Pot & Meth in Celebration
- Cell Phones – Dumbass Stranded on Island, Has Cell Signal, Doesn’t Use Cell Phone for FIVE Days, Selling Drugs By Texting…To a Cop!
The stories listed above are just the tip of the proverbial iceberg in their respective categories.
Taking Center Stage once again today: