It’s Christmas Eve!
And I can’t think of a better way to say Merry Christmas than to piss off the
Godless Commie Pussies of PETA!
I know it puts me in a Festive Mood.
So, as The First Family of the Dumbass Horde prepares for the arrival of The Reindeer-Abuser-in-Chief, I look forward to all the Dead Animal Flesh that Mrs. Fearless Leader will cook into tasty Holiday Meals fit for Man Who Leads Almost 400,000 Dumbasses in 172 Lands Circumventing the Big Blue Marble (that would be me).
|PETA Member Meets My Christmas Supper|
Merry Christmas, Y’all!
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We have all heard of PETA – People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals – right?