Today is The BIG Day!
In just a few dozen short words, we will announce the winner of the 4th Annual Fred G. Sanford Memorial “You Big Dummy” Dumbass of the Year Award!
I know that you have been waiting with bated breath for The Big One.
Sadly, your breath smells like it’s been baited with sun-dried aardvark liver.
But first….this brief interlude…
2013 delivered us a Deluge of Dumbassery.
This Stash of Stoopididity served up a surplus of silliness.
OK, OK….I’ll aggressively abstain from any more alliteration.
A lot of good shit came down the Dumbass Drainage Ditch (alliteration!) in the 2-0 to the 1-3.