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I like contests.
I get emails all the time from web sites that I subscribe to urging me to “Enter to Win!”.
I enter, but I don’t win.
Yet, I enter, time after time after time, hoping against hope that I’ll finally bring home the bacon.
Or the cookware in which to fry the bacon.
I think the last contest I entered was at Food Thoughts of a Chef Wannabe. FTOACW is a food blog (and a damned good one) run by my and Mrs. Fearless Leader’s friend Chris. Chris was running a giveaway in concert with some Big Ass Company that makes fancy schmancy cookware.
I didn’t win.
Maybe I should move to Ukraine.
Contests are big in Ukraine.