Winter Olympics Suck & Dumbass Sports Headlines!

Evidently the Winter Olympics are going on over in Russia.

I don’t give a shit.

Except for maybe hockey and curling.

And everybody knows that only Canada-ites and people from Minny-soda excel at hockey and curling.

I think that it has something to do with beer and weed – two things I know a little bit about. OK, a lot about. In a former life, of course.

I’d rather tune in to the Redneck Channel and watch horse shoe pitchin’, especially while the horses are still wearing them.

Even the Scandi Gefilte Network broadcasts better sporting events than the Winter Olympics. For example the North American Wife-Carrying Championships.

Fugitabout the Winter Olympics.

And fuck Communist Russia.

“USA! USA! USA! We suck at hockey and curling! Unless We Are from Minny-soda! USA!”

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