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There’s a guy in Thailand that no longer has a penis.
Many of you, mostly wimmin, are right now screaming “Yes!” and doing some form of the Watusi in celebration. The other part of this group of howling Dumbasses are a bunch of spurned goobers out in Cal-ee-forn-ya. On the other hand, every single non-homo guy reading this is at this very moment grabbing his crotch and holding it like a Mother cuddles with a newborn baby.
Now, there must be several questions running through your mind right now, the biggest of which is WTF?
Let me splain.