Drunk Dumbass Assaults Cop With 12″ Sex Toy!

Best of Dumbass News

When I wrote this story about some drunk, horny Battery Operated Boyfriend-wielding Dumbass Dame attacking a policeman last November, I remember thinking at the time that stories like that would come around about once every 12 to 18 months.

I was wrong.

It took less than six months for another one to become the buzz (ha ha) of the internet.

For today’s Assault by Dildo Tale we venture to Upstate New York.
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