As you know, over the last year, Dumbass News has grown exponentially. For all you Yoopers out there “exponentially” means ” a shit load”.
With this in mind, I thought it might be a good idea to open the floor to questions that you might have about your Fearless Leader, Dumbassery or life in general.
So I did what any Fearless Leader interested in the most accurate scientific data available would do – I asked my Facebook followers to fire away.
They responded in a manner akin to dropping a nuclear weapon on an anthill.