Cow Farts Are Extremely Potent Greenhouse Gasses! EPA to Regulate Them!

I am a Man of Science.

I do not, however, hold a college degree in Physics, Biology, Meteorology, Climatology or any of that Science-y Hogwash.

On the other hand, I am the proud possessor of an Honor that is much more valuable than any of those credentials – a Ph.D in Common Fucking Sense.

Short of the simultaneous detonation of several thousand nuclear weapons,which would undoubtedly fuck up the climate (and be Man Made), it is therefore with a 100% Degree of Certainty that I say that Man Made Global Warming/Climate Change is a heap big pile of Bison Bagels.

I am also firm in my opinion that if a few thousand nukes were sploded all at once that we’d have more pressing issues to deal with than Climate Change. Growing a third eye comes to mind.

Read the rest…..

 

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2 responses to “Cow Farts Are Extremely Potent Greenhouse Gasses! EPA to Regulate Them!

  1. Oh boy! This struck a gassy nerve for you didn’t it? Do Bison produce the same amount? Mr. Brickhouse is an Environmental Planner (not for the EPA) and Conservationist. Can we still be friends? 🙂

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