I am a Man of Science.
I do not, however, hold a college degree in Physics, Biology, Meteorology, Climatology or any of that Science-y Hogwash.
On the other hand, I am the proud possessor of an Honor that is much more valuable than any of those credentials – a Ph.D in Common Fucking Sense.
Short of the simultaneous detonation of several thousand nuclear weapons,which would undoubtedly fuck up the climate (and be Man Made), it is therefore with a 100% Degree of Certainty that I say that Man Made Global Warming/Climate Change is a heap big pile of Bison Bagels.
I am also firm in my opinion that if a few thousand nukes were sploded all at once that we’d have more pressing issues to deal with than Climate Change. Growing a third eye comes to mind.