You are more than likely aware that half of the marriages in the United States end in divorce.
While going through the Big D (and I Don’t Mean Dallas) is rarely a pleasant experience, it is always the best idea to dissolve a marriage as amicably as possible.
It’s also in your best interest to show proper decorum in a Court of Law should your divorce action go that route. Threatening cook and eat the Judge’s children does not fall within the guidelines of acceptable behavior in a legal proceeding.
Everything I just wrote is unquestionably true.
Unless you are a Dumbass.
Dumbasses have an innate ability to turn even something as serious as divorce into a whole other thing.