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I have traveled to, through and/or lived in over 30 of the fifty States in the Union.
North Dakota fills none of those bills.
For the Yoopers in the audience, that means “I ain’t never been there.”
Therefore, I don’t know a helluva lot about The Dakota On Top.
I do, however, know that North Dakota is home to less than 750,000 people and the do a lot of oil bidness there.
There is a small town of about 18,000 North Dakota-ites, most of them White North Dakota-ites, named Mandan. I have never before heard of this burg.
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