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Today’s Dumbass News story is about dining out.
I’ll get to the meat of it in a second.
I don’t eat out much.
- I am disabled. Therefore the Gubmint of These United States is benevolent enough to each month return to me a small portion of the money I sent to them each payday over the last 40+ years.
- This is called “Fearless Leader Gets Fucked Without Getting Kissed”, or more precisely a “Fixed Income”.
- How nice of them.
- Taint stains.
- Mrs. Fearless Leader is a great cook.
- See for yourself on her YouTube Cooking Show Thingy.
- I have two young children who act like monsters when I allow them out of their cages and into public.
- I no longer have bail money for thrashing my kids for acting like Little Godless Heathens every time we go out to eat.
- Some restaurant employees have no sense of humor when it comes to thrashing children in front of a dining room full of hungry people.
- It’s expensive as hell to take my family of four out to eat.
- Just going to McDonalds for a night of Family Dining and Child Thrashing costs about $40.
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