License & Insuranace, Please: DUI Lady Pulls Out Likker Store Receipt!

DUI (Driving Under the Influence, for all the Yoopers out there) is a very serious offense.

I do not take it lightly.

Aside from the obvious dangers, when no innocent people are hurt, maimed or killed, the circumstances surrounding the situation after someone gets pulled over for driving drunk can be, shall we say, “unusual”.

For instance: 

  • One Dumbass tried to beat the breathalyzer by sucking on his underwear! 
  • Another idjit was pulled over for driving while fucked up and having sex at the same time!
  • Yet another drunk driver was going through a DUI checkpoint when he was ratted out by a parrot!

Now, along comes Brenda Drinkwater from Arlington, Massivetwoshits.

Brenda Drinkwater, Dumbass Drunk

Brenda was driving along minding her own bidness and doing just fine.

Except for one thing.

She was driving on the wrong side of the road!

It is my Considered Former Professional Drinker Opinion that if you are stoopid enough to get behind the wheel of an automobile after having had too many alcoholic beverages, it is always best to avoid accidents, pedestrians and driving against traffic. These things are sure-fire ways to garner the attention of the Local Constabulary.

Read the rest……

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