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John Wayne once said, “Life is hard. It’s even harder if you’re stupid.”
Who am I to argue with The Duke?
Those nine words are some of the most powerful ever spoken, ranking right up there with “I have a dream”, “Four score and seven years ago” and “Where’s the beef?” That’s walkin’ in some high oratory cotton right there.
Today’s story is the perfect illustration of what Mr. Wayne said.
Trouble in Tucson
Demarco Thomas must have a rough life.
He is stoopid.
Thomas was traveling through Tucson recently when he noticed that he’d misplaced some cash.
Twenty thousand dollars worth of cash! Now what on Earth would a guy like Demarco Thomas be doing with 20 Large in cash?
Do the words “alleged drug courier” mean anything to you?
So here’s an alleged drug courier who has somehow lost twenty. big. ones. Knowing this, I am able to deduce that not only has Demarco lost 20 Grand, he has lost someone else’s 20 Grand.