We’d all like to leave a good one when we go to our Reward.<— That means when we DIE for those of you Stoned Dumbasses in Boulder.
You don’t have to be wealthy to leave a mighty fine Legacy upon your Departure From This Veil of Tears, although it would be nice to leave your loved ones a few million dollars when you croak.
A well-known Very Rich Asshole who has done really nice things with his fortune will not, in my opinion, leave behind what a Dumbass With Half a Brain (But, I repeat myself) would consider a “positive Legacy”.
Donald Sterling owns an NBA team and was recently confirmed to be a Bigoted Taint Stain On the Underwear of Life when a transvestite who is not his wife recorded a conversation between Donald and Itself in which Mr. Taint Stain said unkind things about Negroes.
What you may not know is that the “female” that Big Don was schtooping is 1/2 Meskin and 1/2 black!
Further, the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People) was just a few days away from honoring Mr. Sterling again as the NAACP Non-Colored Guy (Honky Division) Person of the Year for his financial generosity in helping the Negro Community of Greater Los Angeles achieve goals in education, housing and picking cotton.
I don’t know if this says more about Donald Sterling or the NAACP.
Now this brings us to the question of “What kind of Legacy will Lonnie Hutton of Tennessee pass on to his progeny?”
The Answer: the Legacy of a Picnic Table and ATM Fucker!
I. Ain’t Kiddin’.