Dumbass Bimbos, Meth, Cocaine, Twerking & Peeing at the Court House!

Out of nearly 1400 posts and 3 1/2 years of doing Dumbass News, I’m not sure if I have ever written a story about twerking.

I shall do so today.

I am by no means an Expert on Twerking, but from what I understand it requires one to vigorously vibrate her ass up and down like she is trying shake loose a stubbornly stuck turd after a healthy session of “dropping the kids off at the pool.”

At least that the criterion I shall use for the purpose of today’s story.

What’s Shakin’ (Besides Females’ Asses)

A chick named Coura had to go to the Municipal Court in Vancouver, Washington to pay the fine for a traffic ticket.

Read the rest…..

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One response to “Dumbass Bimbos, Meth, Cocaine, Twerking & Peeing at the Court House!

  1. Snort. Wait – that meant “funny”…like funny HA HA not funny peculiar…although…

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