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I love the internet.
Without the Ole Triple Dub (that’s “www.” for you Dumbass Yoopers) I could not write Dumbass News. That means that over 300,000 Dumbasses in 169 countries would have no source for the information that matters.
While the prospect of no more Dumbass News would certainly thrill many Dumbasses on the West Coast and in Fwance, the World at Large is in need of the type of journalistic integrity found only on this very blog. I mean, where would you rather get your Daily Dose of Dumbassery? From propaganda “news” outlets like PMSNBC, CNN, CNBC or here?
I rest my case.
The explosion in the popularity of online dating sites like Match.com, eHarmony.com and Zoosk.com have changed the way that hundreds of millions of people seek love and companionship. Long gone (almost) are the days of actually meeting a man or woman face to face at Church, College or work with the possibility of falling in love and getting married. Meeting someone online has come a long way since the “a/s/l” days of AOL chat rooms.
Now days, online scams matchmaking has become very “scientific”. Match, eHarmony and Zoosk go to great lengths to gather information from their clients, in hopes of pairing them up with Mr./Miss Right, with varying degrees of success.
A Lonely (and by “lonely”, I mean “horny”) Guy in Muling, China was hoping to find a Chinese Slut true love by using the Chinese version of Match.com, LoveYouLongTime.com.