Felonious Facebook Fun! Unfriended Dumbass Sets Lady’s House On Fire!

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What would we do without them?

We’ve all had a friend who was more like a brother or sister than just a friend. He (or she) was the person you went to when your girlfriend broke up with you. Or when the death of a loved one changed life as you knew it. Or just to get hammered. Tommy Thompson was that friend to me. Always there when I needed a brother. Always there when a family tragedy struck. And damn sure always there when I was ready to make Adolph Coors Company, Golden, Colorado a lot richer. Then the fucker up and died on me. I’m still pissed at him. No matter though, Tommy is always with me in Spirit when I’m doing something stupid or that family thing happens. He’d probably kick my ass if he knew I quit drinking. Now that’s a friend for ya!

Besides missing my Best Friend Ever, I told that little story about Tommy for a reason. The reason? Dumbasses have friends, too. Like these two Dumbass Bitches in Iowa of all places.


I have been to Iowa. it’s a nice place.

Middle America, corn, Dumbasses….

Jennifer Harris had a friend named Nikki. They were friends in real life and friends on Facebook.

Then tragedy struck.

Tragedy beyond your wildest dreams.

Read the rest…..


2 responses to “Felonious Facebook Fun! Unfriended Dumbass Sets Lady’s House On Fire!

  1. We had a fire of unknown origin least summer. I think I will add Facebook to the list of possible reasons it happened. I guess I should’ve joined.


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