Long time readers of Dumbass News that I am 100% against violence.
Unless it is necessary to the plot.
By “necessary to the plot” I mean “two or more lezbean hookers screaming, “Spank my ass, Big Daddy!”
We have chronicled some extremely “unique” assaults over the past 3 1/2 years. We have discovered assault that stemmed from:
- A brotherly dispute over fried chicken.
- Retaliation from being assaulted. (featuring a beat down with a Justin Bieber doll & a cop)
- A horny broad whose boyfriend won’t give her “some”.
Today we shall enter uncharted waters in the Sea of Ass Kickin’ (assault water of course).
Down in the East Texas city of Lufkin, a mom and her daughter got into an argument.
I have lived in Lufkin before and I can tell you with certainty that disagreements between moms and daughters are not uncommon in the Piney Woods.
Physical altercations are also not unheard of.
What is unheard of (until now) is the weapon of choice used during this confrontation.