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This past Saturday Mrs. Fearless Leader was watching a marathon of a TV show called Extreme Cheapskates on TLC.
As the title of the show indicates, the show is about people who are, shall we say, “frugal” with their money. No we shall not say “frugal” – we shall say “Cheap Ass Motherfuckers”.
The Dumbasses featured on the program go to great lengths to not spend money.
It’s not like these idjits are broke ass bitches either.
Still, they do the Stoopidest Shit in the History of Stoopid Shit in order to be Cheap Ass Motherfuckers.
One guy on the show had about a quarter million dollars in the bank, but his wallet was so tight you couldn’t drive a straight pin in it with a jackhammer.