Dumbass Outdoors: Testicle-Eating Fish!

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I am a Water Guy.

When I see a body of water – a creek, a river, a pond or a lake – I think “Fish!”

I am a fisherman.

Fish. Fear. Me.

I don’t like to swim, however, even though I am a good swimmer.

There’s shit in the water that will fuck you up. Like snakes. Or alligators. Even some species of fish.

Just ask the people who swim in the Oresund, a strait between Denmark and Sweden.

Read the rest…..

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2 responses to “Dumbass Outdoors: Testicle-Eating Fish!

  1. Ouch!!!!!!!!! I’ve heard of fish or is it bacteria that like to swim up through men’s “peni” to get into the body. Either one is pretty terrifying! I better make sure my son reads your advice!!! 🎣🎣🎣

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