Nigerian Retirement Plan: Smuggle Cocaine in Roasted Chicken!

Some of the most popular stories that have “graced” the pages of Dumbass News over the last nearly-four years have been about Dumbasses involved with drugs – specifically cocaine.

Two of my personal favorites reveal some of the more unique hiding places that modern drug dealers use when smuggling contraband from Point A to Point B:

  1. In hair weaves
  2. In Breast implants

Now we can add “roasted chicken” to that ever-growing list.

Read the rest…..

Nigerian Retirement Plan: Just Add Coke

 

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2 responses to “Nigerian Retirement Plan: Smuggle Cocaine in Roasted Chicken!

  1. Well played, mi amigo! Very well written as usual. 🙂

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