Drunk Lady on Stolen Horse Attempts to Go On Crime Spree!

We have covered some wild ass DUI stories here on Dumbass News.

For Example

Down in DeKalb County Alabama they do DUI a little differently than many other places do DUI. At least drunk Alabama wimmin do.

To begin with, there is of course the obligatory first step of getting obliterated.

Speaking from the perspective of a Former Professional Drinker, I can without reservation tell you that it is at this point that the real fun begins.

Next on the Get Commode-Huggin’ Drunk and Commit Crimes Against Persons and the State To Do List is to, with malice and aforethought, plan a criminal act – say, like, a robbery.

The next step in this process is to steal a horse. Lord knows that a Drunk Dumbass behind the wheel of a motor vehicle is a terrible idea. A Drunk Dumbass on a horse on the other hand is a much better idea.<—Dripping Sarcasm Alert

Read the rest……

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6 responses to “Drunk Lady on Stolen Horse Attempts to Go On Crime Spree!

  1. This deserves a round of beer!

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  2. Sounds like a Texas trail ride 😮

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