Dumbass Crime: Break Into Home, Sign Into Facebook, Leave Profile Page Open, Go to Jail!

Just when I feel good about the future of the United States…….

I mean Barack Obama is mandated by the Constitution to leave office on January 20, 2017.

Even though America’s disastrous experiment with Socialism, i.e., Soft Dick Tater Ship and RINOS Without Nut Sacks, will mercifully come to an end, even what will be the Second Most Important Day in American History can not buoy my spirits when I think of what lies ahead for our country.

The direction of The Fruited Plain will be steered by the hands of young people like Nicholas Wig of St. Paul, Minnysoda.


Allow me to elucidate.

Nick was going about his normal daily bidness of planning to commit a felony when he came upon James Wood’s house.

Nick soon discovered that Mr. Wood was not at home.

Read the rest…..

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