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Sometimes, I just don’t like Facebook.
They change shit around more often than I change underwear.
Which is daily.
I mean I change my underwear daily. Facebook is kind enough to stretch their changes out to every week or so.
On the other hand, Facebook can be a very useful communications tool.
For example, I use Facebook for not only keeping up with family and friends around the country, I also have a separate Facebook page for Dumbass News.
Also, family, friends and neighbors can instantly be notified of an unfolding serious situation that may affect them at home or work.
As a Matter of Fact…
In the Mayfair area of Philadelphia, a resident recently posted on Mayfair’s TownWatch Facebook page the following: “Good morning, Mayfair! Please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert!”
When I first read that announcement, I thought, “There’s no human bean on Earth stoopid enough to put his pecker in a block of Swiss cheese.”
I was only partially wrong.
The Dumbass put his pecker though the hole in a slice of Swiss cheese!