Golden Oldie: Dumbass Newspaper Headlines!

Best of Dumbass News

When I say this job is easy, I didn’t know it would ever be this easy.

Below you find a sampling of 25 flat funny newspaper headlines I came across on

If you are in a location like work where laughing your ass off out loud would be, shall we say, “distracting”, go to the toilet for a minute to read this post. If you are ROFFLMFAO in the can, your co-workers will think you are either on your cell phone (good) or slappin’ the monkey (bad).

Regardless, get ready for more shamelessly copied and pasted from

Remember, these are actual newspaper headlines from all around the country.

Read the rest……


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