Before I even get started on today’s Detour into Dumbassery, I will WARN you that what you are about to read is NSFW!
Here at Dumbass News we ain’t skeered to delve into some of the most bizarre news stories on the internet. In other words, we willingly and unashamedly dive head first into the slime. Today is no exception.
Let the Triple Lindys begin!
When you see those two words (Freak City), what town do you think of? San Francisco? Las Vegas? Davenport, Iowa? Davenport, Iowa??!! Freak City? Yup.
Allow me to elucidate.