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You know how in any town of any size there are 134 Dine In/Take Out Chinese Restaurants to every citizen? I have, and I’m sure you have as well, wondered how they could serve an All You Can buffet fit for an Emperor for only $5.99.
Now we have an answer.
And it ain’t purty.
All Joking Aside…
I have often joked about the reason the prices are so low is that the owners of the restaurant, often immigrants to America and unfamiliar with our customs and laws, probably got the meat on the buffet from the local Animal Shelter. It’s worse than that, folks.