Usually when we do a story like the one you are about to read, the Dumbass of the Story is easy to spot. However, today we are tasked with picking our Dumbass from a group of Dumbass Wannabes!
So, gather the family around whatever it is you gather your family around, read the story and make a group decision! Take a vote and those who correctly guess who the Dumbass is will get a treat, such as an ice cream cone! Those who name the wrong person as the Dumbass of the Story will become Honorary Dumbasses themselves! It’s a win-win situation!
Here’s today’s Dumbass Story:
Earl Devine of Lafayette, Indiana recently decided that he needed some money.